Dr Who?

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You've swallowed a planet! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

•     Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
•     You've swallowed a planet!
•     Saving the world with meals on wheels.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

•     You've swallowed a planet!
•     Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
•     I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.